May 29, 2010

How to Eat a Peach–Pleasuring Her

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Written by Bear @ 2:33 pm

Title: How to Eat a Peach–Pleasuring Her
Location: Smitten Kitten Denver: 70 Broadway
Description: The female erotic landscape is a wonderland‹but many people feel lost without a map. Come learn all the hidden ins and outs of a lady’s pleasure garden with Midori! If you are a devoted lover of women, there will be many juicy treats in store. If you are a woman yourself, this class will empower you to enjoy your own beauties to the full, with a lover or your own sexy self. Emphasizing communication along with technique and the lesser-known aspects of female anatomy, Midori will be your guide to becoming the lover you always wanted to be! Learn the map and be lost no more, and enjoy the fruits of love to the fullest! Couples and all genders welcome! This event costs 25 or 20 a night if you attend both Joystick Secrets and Eat a Peach.
Start Time: 19:00
Date: 2010-07-18
End Time: 21:00


Joystick Secrets–Pleasuring Him

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Written by Bear @ 2:32 pm

Title: Joystick Secrets with Midori
Location: Smitten Kitten Denver: 70 Broadway
Description: Learn how to make him moan and writhe in unbelievable pleasure. Join
internationally-acclaimed sex educator Midori for this in-depth training on orally pleasuring your guy. Using delicious practice props (think fruit!) you’ll learn all about the sucks, licks, swirls, strokes and touch secrets
that will blow his mind. She’ll even cover tips on how to reduce discomforts or gag reflexes. What better gift is there than to show him your new techniques that very night? This event costs $25 or $20 a night if you attend both Joystick Secrets and Eat a Peach the following night.
Start Time: 19:00
Date: 2010-07-17
End Time: 21:00


Erotica Reading with Aimee Herman

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Written by Bear @ 2:20 pm

Title: Erotica Reading with Aimee Herman
Location: Smitten Kitten Denver: 70 Broadway
Description: Aimee Herman will be reading erotica. Be prepared for sexy words meant to stir up every fetish and preferred sexual position! Aimee Herman, a performance poet, has been featured on radio and at various festivals and erotic salons. She currently works as sections editor of erotica for Oysters & Chocolate and teaches erotic writing at Colorado Free University. She can be read in the anthologies, Oysters & Chocolate Erotic Stories of Every Flavor (NAL), Best Lesbian Love Stories (Alyson Books), and Best Women’s Erotica 2010 (Cleis Press). This event is free and open to everyone.
Start Time: 19:00
Date: 2010-06-13
End Time: 21:00


May 26, 2010

Oh let me count the ways…

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Written by Allycks Would @ 5:00 pm

So when most of us think about exercise, I don’t know that the first thing that comes to mind is pleasure or versatility. However I am here to tell you that I discovered for myself that both are quite possible when doing Kegel exercises. I know that some do not consider doing kegels until they are facing surgery, or are post childbirth, but there are some super benefits to using vaginal exercise products outside of these situations that can truly ramp up your orgasms, vaginal strength, self awareness, and sexual health in general.  Some really great no hassle,  “under the radar” products to add to your calorie burning, travel-ready, exercise equipment are Smartballs, Ophoria’s Kegel Balls, and Lelo Luna Beads. These are all versatile in choice of color, texture, price, and size which is nice. The real bang comes from being able to do so many different activities while you are pumping up those P.C. muscles.  Even if you are on the couch watching the boob tube, taking a bath, or reading a book, one never has to feel “guilty” for relaxing because secretly you ARE exercising and receiving self induced pleasure.  Many people have asked when it’s a good time to use them,  so I made a small list of inspiration in hopes that it could inspire a rage of exercise:

Yoga, swimming, walking the dog, belly dancing/dancing, playing volleyball, doing sit-ups, stair steppers, shopping, washing up in the shower/tub, jogging, gardening, styling your hair, on the trampoline, riding bitch on a motorcycle, during sensual massage, reading a book, painting, giving a presentation, cooking, going to concert or waiting in line for concert tickets, taking a nice drive, writing an essay, wrapping gifts, or just out for a night on the town. If you have a sex partner they are great to use during foreplay, with or without a vibrator even!

Some great not so “under the radar” vaginal exercisers that are sleek and sexy is Betty’s Barbell, and the Nectar gemstone egg exercisers. I would suggest using these two exercisers laying down, as they have some good weight to them and no one enjoys a broken toe, eh? They are super smooth, easy to clean, and very durable. Not to mention confidence boosters to say the least!  Either way, these are all very simple, hassle-free ways to burn calories, pump up your vaginal strength, and boost your confidence.

The list can be never ending, so I encourage you to start a list of your own, and write a review for us if you like!


Lube Tube

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Written by pupper @ 4:59 pm

Just another day at the Smitty Kitty, ya know, sittin’ around, chattin’ bout lube…

Loon: Gosh, how ’bout that Yes Waterbased lubricant, huh?
Pupper: Yea, awesome as lotion.
Amazon Kitty: Whaddya mean?
Pupper: I think its the Aloe! Its skin soothing.
Amazon Kitty: No way, let me put some on….
**a minute later***
Loon: Whaddya think about it?
Amazon Kitty: No weird residue, not sticky at all.
Pupper: Yea, what a brilliant ingredient to  put in lube.
Loon: It feels totally crisp and clean on your skin, I do think it drys up a little bit faster than my favorite, which is Hathor Aphrodisia.
Pupper: Yea, that is true, but it is a perfect lube for people who do want to use a lot of lube in the first place but just need a bit of glide.
Amazon Kitty: Isn’t Aloe anti inflammatory as well?
Pupper: Yea, it is. That’s pretty cool.
Loon: But how does it taste?
Pupper: Let’s try it out. No, it doesn’t really taste like anything.
Amazon Kitty: Great for oral sex, in that case. Deeeeelisc.
Loon: I really like Jo both Silicone and Water Based, but the Agape water based tastes kind of funky. It has some cactus extract in it, so I think that’s what makes it taste sort of interesting. That being said, it is such a great long lasting WB lube!
Amazon Kitty: Yea, you’re right it does have a distinct flavor.
Loon: What d’yall think  of the consistancy.
Amazon Kitty: Is this stuff silicone? It is going forever!
Loon: Nope, that’s waterbased, that’s why I like it! Trying rubbing that one out
**everyone chuckles**
Pupper: It sort of feels like a hybrid too. Have you guys tried the new Pink Unity silicone waterbased hybrid?
Amazon Kitty: Yes! It’s awesome. It is like the best of both worlds.
Loon: Wait, can you use that on silicone toys?
Pupper: No, it states on the label that you shouldn’t. Any amount of silicone lube on a silicone toy puts your toy at risk, that said I know some people have used a hybrid without problems.
Loon: True that. Better safe than sorry…
Amazon Kitty: I’m a huge fan of the straight Pink silicone. It feels like velvet with a little friction.
Loon: OO! If you like Pink you should try Gun Oil silicone, they are really similar.
Pupper: All silicone is great because it goes for days and feels super velvety.
Amazon Kitty: Yea, it is super slippery and doesn’t absorb into your skin so it is good for massage as well.
Pupper: Hey! If I were to do a lube wrestling party, I would totally throw silicone in there.
Loon: Yea, but no silicone toys involved! That’s the one thing that will ruin your toys.
Pupper: Oh heavens no!
Pupper: You know, speaking of Gun Oil products, they make some awesome masturbation creams!
Amazon Kitty: Yea! Stroke 29 is amazing, same with JACK JELLY.
Loon: What’s the difference?
Pupper: Jack Jelly is an oil based gel that is supposed to be super great for uncircumcized penises and stroke 29 is a bit more pasty and turns to a silky oil after a bit of rubbing.
Yea, this stuff totally one ups any ordinary hand job!
Amazon Kitty: Lube is such an awesome invention.
Pupper: I know, right?
Loon: Yeah, I feel like it doesn’t get the cred it deserves.
Pupper: For sure. I’d probably award most important sex accessory. Makes everything so much better.
Amazon Kitty: Up with lube, down with spit!


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