Written by Amazon Kitty @ 12:42 pm

Recently there has been a new discovery in the medical field: Carrageenan. What is it, you ask? It’s an algae that is used in everyday products from ice cream to shampoo. It’s found in red seaweed and is an alternative to gelatin for vegans and vegetarians.

Most recently it has been found to inhibit the binding of cells for most strands of the Human Papalonian virus (HPV), which means that it actually decreases your chance of contracting HPV. Transmission of HPV is on the rise, and the virus is killing an average of one woman a day. This is because HPV is directly related to cervical cancer. The vaccines for HPV are pricey, costing about $400 a treatment. Carrageenan on the other hand, is an all natural algae and could cost pennies per patient. Studies have shown that using carrageenan before sexual intercourse reduces the risk of contracting HPV. So what’s a better place to put carrageenan then lube? Smitten Kitten carries Waterslide, which is a water based lube that contains carrageenan.

Most people prefer Waterslide because of its non-tacky feeling. Little do consumers know that when they use Waterslide, they could actually be reducing their chance of contracting some strands of HPV. This finding has paved the way for healthier sex. Not only are you getting in some exercise, but you’re also protecting yourself from a widespread virus. Two birds with one stone, if I’d say so myself.

(NOTE: The only time tested and proven way of preventing the transmission of STI’s are safer sex practices such as: condoms, gloves, dams, etc)

Written by Cuddles @ 10:36 am

Recently I was reading this article about the “total fertility rate” and how changes in the distribution of males and females in a population can really throw off birth rates, and consequently, a nation’s population replacement rate. This got me thinking about one of my favorite sexy utopias, The Smitten Kitten (nation), and an unnatural boy/girl “vibration utilization” imbalance I’ve noticed among its loyal citizen customers.

You see, we have LOTS (and I mean LOTS) of amazing vibrating toys. They range from external stimulators and vibrating dildos to vibrating butt plugs and prostate stimulators. Heck, we even have the Touche Ice Massager…it’s basically a sensual vibrating ice cube (I know! How great does that sound in this humidity?). My point is, though, that despite this amazing selection, I find that men tend to shy away from the vibration when it comes time to make a purchase.

Now, if you’re one of the many men who embrace vibration and are reading this…well, let’s be serious, you’re not reading this…you’re busy enjoying some quality time with your vibe. So, for the guys who have yet to discover the joys of vibration, I thought I’d share some personal favorites I’ve come across in my own vibrating adventures.

Vibratex Mystic Wand: This wand is a great way to explore the many erotic sensations vibration can conjure up across the body. As fellow kitten Bear put it: “if the vibration feels good, you’re using the vibrator right.” As added bonuses, the Wand is perfect for partner play and relaxing your sore muscles after doing whatever it is you do (which you do so well, so keep it up)!

Tor Vibrating Cock Ring: Think about it: vibrating & cock ring. Amazing. With the vibrating part put behind your balls, it achieves a stimulating ‘tickling’ feeling while flipping it the other way is fun for both you and your partner. Versatile.

Nexus G-Play: This toy is a must have: simple and sleek but with the ability to deliver an amazing amount of stimulation where it matters most (that place being the prostate). The generous pulse patterns allow you to vary your experience making it seem like you have a new toy each time you use it. Better yet, it comes in different sizes and colors to meet your stimulatory and aesthetic preferences.

Champ Jr. Vibe Dildo: An amazing creation. Perfect proportions with a tried and true design made better by adding a bullet vibe. It’s almost too much. But not at all…more like just right for the most intense, memorable orgasm of your life. For those who think anal play cannot be improved upon, think again: vibration makes everything better.

So, I invite you fellow men to become citizens of The Smitten Kitten’s “Vibration Nation” where we all equally partake in the greatest of our civic duties: vibrating sex toy play!

Written by Bear @ 12:58 pm

The first vibrator I ever bought, I thought about penetration. I mean I knew about my clitoris, I enjoyed my clitoris, but when it came to a sex toy purchase, I had a long-standing belief that external stimulation was secondary to the wild world of penetrative vibrators. A few years later, I got a job at a sex toy store and this whole theory was blown out of the water. The more I learned about the body, my body, and the way vibration works, the more the idea of the external vibe appealed to me. Here are a few reasons why I think an external vibrator can be a good friend.

For a lot of people, internal vibration isn’t that great. Most nerve ending sites that respond to vibration are external (the clitoris, vaginal opening, anal opening, head of penis etc.). External vibes are often times small and compact, making it easy to get down with these nerve ending centers. Vibes like these are also easy to travel with, tuck away in your sock drawer, or throw in an over night bag. For such a small vibe, bullets are extremely powerful, often times boasting multiple speed settings. I am especially in love with the Climax Clicks because they are easy to control and have multiple modes of vibration as well as multiple speeds. They come in fun colors too.

External vibes are great to use during partner sex, providing a little extra stimulation. Curved vibrators like Funfactory’s Layaspot or Lelo’s Nea, because they are so easy to handle, are an excellent tool to get to know your own or a partner’s body. They are a fun addition to erotic massage. They cup the body in such a way that they fit between two bodies really easily during penetrative sex. Also, you can palm these vibes in your hand and use them during a blowjob or handjob.

External vibes cannot be used for penetration. This may seem like a draw back but can be reassuring to some. Your brain is a big player in arousal and orgasm and if penetration is, for whatever reason, not sounding too great to you, having an external only vibe can relieve the emotional pressure of penetration.

So whether you are packing for a long weekend with your honey, taking some much needed time for you and an orgasm, or looking for a good addition to your oral sex routine, an external vibe can be a great choice. Although the wild world of penetrative vibes continues to be that, I have learned that the world of external vibes is just as vibrant. Check it out.

Written by Bear @ 2:25 pm

Title: Doing It Ourselves Film Screening
Location: Smitten Kitten Minneapolis
Description: Doing it Ourselves is a hot collection of trans women and their partners of all genders engaging in the sex they want to be represented. Starting with a group of trans women who are tired of the way that they have seen trans women portrayed in porn, this film tells the story of it’s own creation when they decide to, well, do it themselves. Join us for a screening of the film and a discussion afterward.
Start Time: 19:00
Date: 2010-07-17
End Time: 21:00

Written by Jonesy @ 5:49 pm

Lately I’ve been forcing my coworkers at the Minneapolis store to listen to this song on infinite repeat. Like, I’ll sneak it into every playlist at least twice, if not more. So if you’ve stopped in lately, caught an earful of crazy infectious grooves and wondered what exactly we were all dancing to like idiots, here’s the skinny. It’s local sex machine/pop maestro/boy made very good, Har Mar Superstar. Har Mar (real name Sean Tillman, aka Sean Na Na,) looks like the teddy bear love child of Jonah Hill and BJ Novak, and if you like chubby boys who can dance and sing, he’s pretty much the dreamiest ever.

This single, Tall Boy, dropped a while back, but I’ve become newly obsessed with it since I saw the epic video.

The song was penned for Britney Spears, but her people passed on it so Har Mar recorded it himself. Har Mar’s ladies’ man performance persona puts a super fun queer, gender ambiguous spin on the original lyrics, and when you combine all that subtext with the weirdly, sexily weird imagery in the video, it makes for some fascinating viewing. So check out Har Mar Superstar if you haven’t already, and then stop by the store and come bust some moves with us.