Written by Jonesy @ 5:35 pm

It’s the Sunday afternoon after our Minneapolis store birthday bash. The store is quiet, and The Wichita Lineman is echoing around us as we eat leftover cupcakes and rest our weary bones. It was a fantastic weekend! Last night’s Sex Is Fun live podcast recording was a blast, and today customers had ridiculous amounts of fun making orchid blossom pasties with Charlotte Harlot and decorating boob cupcakes.

So now that we have a second to slow down and breathe, Loon and Zoe and I have of course chosen to talk about sex toys. Specifically, if some evil wizard or somebody had the power to go through ALL your sex toys and steal one away FOREVER, so you could NEVER use it again or replace it or anything… which one sex toy would you pull out and keep safe? This hypothetical scenario was so stressful for Loon, she almost cried. So we changed it to two toys, because Loon is a wimp.

Loon - “Njoy Pure Wand (the only thing that matters!!) and the Layaspot. Oh my god. The Pure Wand has that U-shaped sort of design so it hits your G-spot perfectly. And the balls on each end create a weight system that kind of makes it move like a pendulum. And when you’re using the Layapot externally the contractions hit that metal [of Pure Wand] really nicely. It’s just a damn good time.”

Zoe- “The Liv. The end. No questions asked. You just have to take it home and try it. You will be so addicted for the rest of your life. I don’t need any other toys.”

Jonesy - “Oh my god, the Ina. There is no other dual stimulation vibe with pulse pattern game like Ina.”

So in conclusion, we love Fun Factory, Lelo and NJoy toys, and some of us will come close to tears if anybody even jokes about taking our toys away. Just like a bunch of cranky kids after a long, awesome, sugary sweet 7th birthday party.

Written by Cuddles @ 10:36 am

Recently I was reading this article about the “total fertility rate” and how changes in the distribution of males and females in a population can really throw off birth rates, and consequently, a nation’s population replacement rate. This got me thinking about one of my favorite sexy utopias, The Smitten Kitten (nation), and an unnatural boy/girl “vibration utilization” imbalance I’ve noticed among its loyal citizen customers.

You see, we have LOTS (and I mean LOTS) of amazing vibrating toys. They range from external stimulators and vibrating dildos to vibrating butt plugs and prostate stimulators. Heck, we even have the Touche Ice Massager…it’s basically a sensual vibrating ice cube (I know! How great does that sound in this humidity?). My point is, though, that despite this amazing selection, I find that men tend to shy away from the vibration when it comes time to make a purchase.

Now, if you’re one of the many men who embrace vibration and are reading this…well, let’s be serious, you’re not reading this…you’re busy enjoying some quality time with your vibe. So, for the guys who have yet to discover the joys of vibration, I thought I’d share some personal favorites I’ve come across in my own vibrating adventures.

Vibratex Mystic Wand: This wand is a great way to explore the many erotic sensations vibration can conjure up across the body. As fellow kitten Bear put it: “if the vibration feels good, you’re using the vibrator right.” As added bonuses, the Wand is perfect for partner play and relaxing your sore muscles after doing whatever it is you do (which you do so well, so keep it up)!

Tor Vibrating Cock Ring: Think about it: vibrating & cock ring. Amazing. With the vibrating part put behind your balls, it achieves a stimulating ‘tickling’ feeling while flipping it the other way is fun for both you and your partner. Versatile.

Nexus G-Play: This toy is a must have: simple and sleek but with the ability to deliver an amazing amount of stimulation where it matters most (that place being the prostate). The generous pulse patterns allow you to vary your experience making it seem like you have a new toy each time you use it. Better yet, it comes in different sizes and colors to meet your stimulatory and aesthetic preferences.

Champ Jr. Vibe Dildo: An amazing creation. Perfect proportions with a tried and true design made better by adding a bullet vibe. It’s almost too much. But not at all…more like just right for the most intense, memorable orgasm of your life. For those who think anal play cannot be improved upon, think again: vibration makes everything better.

So, I invite you fellow men to become citizens of The Smitten Kitten’s “Vibration Nation” where we all equally partake in the greatest of our civic duties: vibrating sex toy play!

Written by Allycks Would @ 8:55 pm

Allycks Would here, wanting to help fill in some of the mystery behind the recently unleashed male masturbatory toy the “Roto-Bator” I would like to first point out what a sexy toy this is in a “Power Tool” kind of way! It comes in a discrete, sleek, black box that holds the cordless control piece, as well as it’s two friendly silicone hypoallergenic attachments for your pleasure. Being that this friend is cordless, you are not confined to playing where there’s a power outlet, nor do you need to worry about position change when there are no cords to detangle. It is easy to clean and switch out attachments. With the Roto-Bator it’s easy to control the variance in speed AND vibration; however like a power tool the more you rev it up the louder it is, therefore this is not a toy to bring out when trying to be super quiet. The shaft attachment is super soft, and lined with stimulating fins that caress the penis as they go round. I will say I do feel there is room for improvement at this level, in the sense that it would be nice if a varied size of shaft attachments were available to accommodate different body types; and possibly different styles of texture/fins just to put the icing on the cake. That said, I also feel that the teaser attachment makes up for non-varied shaft attachments! The teaser attachment is actually great for either sex as you can use it for ball stimulation, nipple stimulation, clitoral stimulation, and general full body skin stimulation. There may be a smaller corner for a bit more improvement overall, in that it would be nice if the rotation would go in both directions, but this preference may vary between people. Either way this is a super fun and uncomplicated toy for masturbation, foreplay, and stress relief! And again it’s cordless, so it can travel where you do Fellas!
So Roto-Bator or not to Roto-Bator? I say WHY NOT! It’s a hot gift for a friend, lover, or yourself just for being you!

Written by Jonesy @ 4:32 pm

In our latest youtube video, Alison outlines some of the frequently asked questions about Fun Factory toys. These German-manufactured vibrators, dildos and butt toys are some of our favorites. Learn about their quirks and special features, and meet the butt plug that our staff has voted “Best Butt Plug To Wear To The Grocery Store.”

Fun Factory FAQ

Written by Loon @ 9:59 pm

Here at the Smitten Kitten, we are committed to learning as much as we can about every single one of our products. When something new comes in we learn about it, try it, and share our information and opinions with coworkers and customers alike.

When we decided to buy the Tenga Flip Hole, many of us were ecstatic about it’s design. Unlike the standard Flesh Light that has become the popular choice for a “like the real thing” masturbation sleeve, this product actually folds open so that the user can more easily clean all the nubs and and bulges on the inside. The Tenga Flip Hole is by far one of the most genius masturbation sleeves we have found on the market; so as you can imagine, I was super stoked to try it out.

The Fisting:

One quiet night at the store, Leo and I decided tonight was the night to really get a feel for the Tenga and contrast it with our popular Stroker sleeve. Lacking the particular biology necessary to utilize this device, we opted for THE FIST. Now fisting as a sexual act conjures up images of plunging a balled up fist over and over into some particular orifice of the body. Not so. That type of fisting may very well hurt a lot; the goal is to feel good. Instead, fisting is a build up and requires lots of good lube (we recommend a Gel lube for anal, like Slippery Stuff Gel). One finger turns into a couple fingers and sooner or later, when everyone is feeling comfortable and good, a few fingers turns into a handful of fingers. Rather than balling up the hand, however, it is best initial practice to have your hand folded into the shape of a beak…or a shadow puppet mouth. From here then you can choose, based on a conversation with your partner, whether balling up completely is gong to happen or not. Tenga and I decided that we were not going to ball up that night (mainly because my hand was to big).

The Findings:

Tenga felt awesome! All of the nubs, bulges, and surprises on the inside provide a like-real experience. It is also incredibly unpredictable to know what the sensation will be because it is not a repetitive texture. Externally, there are three buttons that can be pushed to lend pressure to what is going on internally and also provides suction. My personal favorite was the bottom button. After all was said and done, all i needed to do was flip Tenga open, use some soap and water, and scrub out the insides. Simple!

Stroker felt awesome too! The inside of the Stroker similarly has ridges, but it is a repetitive pattern, so you kind of know what you’re getting. Nonetheless, the sensation rules.

Moral of story: masturbation sleeves rule, penis or not.

**Please Note**

The Tenga Flip Hole is NOT made of silicone, it is made of elastomer. In this way, it is porous and can never be fully sterilized. This product should not be shared between individuals due to its porous nature and is, over time, disposable.