Written by Leo @ 12:52 am
You love to make out with your honey? They not really feeling it? No problem anymore with these Veasyble decorative coverings.
Don’t think we’ll be carrying these anytime soon - I just thought they were cool.
Written by Alley @ 1:45 pm
Jennifer and I just got back from our first round of store setup in Denver. We did some demolition on the previous store’s fixtures, painted, and put together a hell of a-lot of furniture. We also interviewed for the SE/SA position. We had amazing applicants and it was such an honor to meet and interview all of you who applied. We’re going to have some tough decisions figuring out who to hire.
Anyway, I promised some interested parties that I would post some pictures from our adventures, so here they are! Just wait til’ we get some vibrators on those shelves!
The mountains are so pretty at sunset!
Jennifer is wedged in between some boxes in the back seat.
Do we put butt plugs or massage candles on this shelf?
This shelf was a disaster to put together.
From the back corner of the store.
This chair is comfortable.
Will we also use coyotes in our window displays? Stop by the store to find out.
Written by Cuffy @ 6:31 pm
Well, search no further. It is called “Vajazzling,” and it is pretty amazing. Check out this post on The Luxury Spot blog about the experience of being Vajazzled, and then make your appointment!
Written by Alley @ 6:04 pm
I was browsing around the internet looking for interesting sex-related tidbits, when I came across this post about Durex’s new ad campaign on the Sexist. If the people in these ads are made of the thoughts that construct their bodies, I have to say this is some of the weirdest, least sexy advertising I’ve seen in a while. I haven’t been to marketing school, but I’m pretty willing to guess that no one suggests you use the phrase “fatal error” repeatedly to sell your product. One of the commenters on the Sexist very astutely suggested that perhaps the man had some sort of STI and was preventing transmission through use of a condom, thus allowing the woman to happily deliver a blow job. Once I considered that, it lessened my dislike for this ad slightly, but overall it’s still highly problematic.
Ideally, if you’re going to have sex with someone, you would both be enjoying yourself. If you’re about to make a “fatal error”, please, please, just masturbate instead. Sometimes it’s just not worth it!
In this second ad, the woman is experiencing orgasm, but also her mind reads “paralyzed, confused”. The man in the ad is primarily just experiencing muscle tension. Again, not fun, not worth it.
For me the only argument that works to support these ads is this: if you’re going to have terrible sex that leaves you numb, confused, paralyzed, or tense, at least you can walk away without getting pregnant or contracting an STI. Kind of a depressing bright side if you ask me.
Written by Jonesy @ 11:01 am
Hey babies! Tell your friends. The Smitten Kitten youtube channel is up and running. So far we’ve just got one posted, but soon we’ll be sharing all kinds of video magic with the world. Stay tuned…