Meet The Kittens: Jonesy
Written by Jonesy @ 12:35 pm
If you had fur, what color would it be? Orange.
What is one reason why people should have sex somewhere other than their bed? It’s difficult to fall off of the floor.
Who is your favorite person in porn and why? Jada Fire cracks me up in Chemistry vol 3. She’s vulnerable, honest and she’s fantastic at swearing during sex. Evan Stone seems like a hilarious dork, too. Any performer who understands the funny side of porn.
What is the most common question you get asked in the store? “What’s the difference between all these kinds of lubes?”
What is your favorite movie of all time? Shawn of the Dead.
What was the last song you listened to? The NYC PS22 version of Lady Gaga’s “Just Dance.”
What do you consider to be your top three sex toys at the moment? LELO Ina and Elise are my top recommendations, but I also love explaining to customers the technological wonder that is the Ohmibod Freestyle. It uses a wireless signal to vibrate in correspondence to the music on your ipod! How freaking rad is that?
If you didn’t sell sex toys, what would you do for a living? I’d just do my other jobs more. Right now I’m making a living doing a lot of different things that I love.
What are your thoughts on Minneapolis? Just the right size for me… I wish we had a better supported indie arts community, but overall we’re a damn cool city with good politics.
Who is your celebrity sexception? Eli Roth.
Why do you like working at Smitten Kitten? I’m super proud of our store’s culture and atmosphere.
What does everyone who has sex need to know? If you want to do it, (whatever it happens to be), you’ve got to be able to talk about it.
What are you doing to change the world? I’d like to think that, through my customer interactions at our store, I’m encouraging people to have a healthy sense of humor about sex and the human body.
If you needed sex advice and you could ask anyone, who would you ask? Lt. Uhura.
If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life what would it be? Food! See what I did there?
Who are your heroes? Mostly writers.
What is the best advice you ever gave? “Calm down. ”
What can’t you live without? My family. The internet. Laughing.
