Vibration Nation

Recently I was reading this article about the “total fertility rate” and how changes in the distribution of males and females in a population can really throw off birth rates, and consequently, a nation’s population replacement rate. This got me thinking about one of my favorite sexy utopias, The Smitten Kitten (nation), and an unnatural boy/girl “vibration utilization” imbalance I’ve noticed among its loyal citizen customers.

You see, we have LOTS (and I mean LOTS) of amazing vibrating toys. They range from external stimulators and vibrating dildos to vibrating butt plugs and prostate stimulators. Heck, we even have the Touche Ice Massager…it’s basically a sensual vibrating ice cube (I know! How great does that sound in this humidity?). My point is, though, that despite this amazing selection, I find that men tend to shy away from the vibration when it comes time to make a purchase.

Now, if you’re one of the many men who embrace vibration and are reading this…well, let’s be serious, you’re not reading this…you’re busy enjoying some quality time with your vibe. So, for the guys who have yet to discover the joys of vibration, I thought I’d share some personal favorites I’ve come across in my own vibrating adventures.

Vibratex Mystic Wand: This wand is a great way to explore the many erotic sensations vibration can conjure up across the body. As fellow kitten Bear put it: “if the vibration feels good, you’re using the vibrator right.” As added bonuses, the Wand is perfect for partner play and relaxing your sore muscles after doing whatever it is you do (which you do so well, so keep it up)!

Tor Vibrating Cock Ring: Think about it: vibrating & cock ring. Amazing. With the vibrating part put behind your balls, it achieves a stimulating ‘tickling’ feeling while flipping it the other way is fun for both you and your partner. Versatile.

Nexus G-Play: This toy is a must have: simple and sleek but with the ability to deliver an amazing amount of stimulation where it matters most (that place being the prostate). The generous pulse patterns allow you to vary your experience making it seem like you have a new toy each time you use it. Better yet, it comes in different sizes and colors to meet your stimulatory and aesthetic preferences.

Champ Jr. Vibe Dildo: An amazing creation. Perfect proportions with a tried and true design made better by adding a bullet vibe. It’s almost too much. But not at all…more like just right for the most intense, memorable orgasm of your life. For those who think anal play cannot be improved upon, think again: vibration makes everything better.

So, I invite you fellow men to become citizens of The Smitten Kitten’s “Vibration Nation” where we all equally partake in the greatest of our civic duties: vibrating sex toy play!