Lube Tube

Just another day at the Smitty Kitty, ya know, sittin’ around, chattin’ bout lube…

Loon: Gosh, how ’bout that Yes Waterbased lubricant, huh?
Pupper: Yea, awesome as lotion.
Amazon Kitty: Whaddya mean?
Pupper: I think its the Aloe! Its skin soothing.
Amazon Kitty: No way, let me put some on….
**a minute later***
Loon: Whaddya think about it?
Amazon Kitty: No weird residue, not sticky at all.
Pupper: Yea, what a brilliant ingredient to  put in lube.
Loon: It feels totally crisp and clean on your skin, I do think it drys up a little bit faster than my favorite, which is Hathor Aphrodisia.
Pupper: Yea, that is true, but it is a perfect lube for people who do want to use a lot of lube in the first place but just need a bit of glide.
Amazon Kitty: Isn’t Aloe anti inflammatory as well?
Pupper: Yea, it is. That’s pretty cool.
Loon: But how does it taste?
Pupper: Let’s try it out. No, it doesn’t really taste like anything.
Amazon Kitty: Great for oral sex, in that case. Deeeeelisc.
Loon: I really like Jo both Silicone and Water Based, but the Agape water based tastes kind of funky. It has some cactus extract in it, so I think that’s what makes it taste sort of interesting. That being said, it is such a great long lasting WB lube!
Amazon Kitty: Yea, you’re right it does have a distinct flavor.
Loon: What d’yall think  of the consistancy.
Amazon Kitty: Is this stuff silicone? It is going forever!
Loon: Nope, that’s waterbased, that’s why I like it! Trying rubbing that one out
**everyone chuckles**
Pupper: It sort of feels like a hybrid too. Have you guys tried the new Pink Unity silicone waterbased hybrid?
Amazon Kitty: Yes! It’s awesome. It is like the best of both worlds.
Loon: Wait, can you use that on silicone toys?
Pupper: No, it states on the label that you shouldn’t. Any amount of silicone lube on a silicone toy puts your toy at risk, that said I know some people have used a hybrid without problems.
Loon: True that. Better safe than sorry…
Amazon Kitty: I’m a huge fan of the straight Pink silicone. It feels like velvet with a little friction.
Loon: OO! If you like Pink you should try Gun Oil silicone, they are really similar.
Pupper: All silicone is great because it goes for days and feels super velvety.
Amazon Kitty: Yea, it is super slippery and doesn’t absorb into your skin so it is good for massage as well.
Pupper: Hey! If I were to do a lube wrestling party, I would totally throw silicone in there.
Loon: Yea, but no silicone toys involved! That’s the one thing that will ruin your toys.
Pupper: Oh heavens no!
Pupper: You know, speaking of Gun Oil products, they make some awesome masturbation creams!
Amazon Kitty: Yea! Stroke 29 is amazing, same with JACK JELLY.
Loon: What’s the difference?
Pupper: Jack Jelly is an oil based gel that is supposed to be super great for uncircumcized penises and stroke 29 is a bit more pasty and turns to a silky oil after a bit of rubbing.
Yea, this stuff totally one ups any ordinary hand job!
Amazon Kitty: Lube is such an awesome invention.
Pupper: I know, right?
Loon: Yeah, I feel like it doesn’t get the cred it deserves.
Pupper: For sure. I’d probably award most important sex accessory. Makes everything so much better.
Amazon Kitty: Up with lube, down with spit!