Valentine’s Day Gift Guide

I say that regardless of your relationship status, Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to be a drag. If you’re single, get yourself something sexy (a new vibe, a masturbation sleeve, some porn) and then barricade yourself in your house, ignore the pink and red decorations outside and masturbate like crazy. Doing something like this is so much easier when you’re single. Enjoy yourself, and cultivate the sense that you are an amazing, fantastic person. Now that’s a holiday worth celebrating.

For the rest of you that are sweating it about what to get your beloved (or your casual hook-up, or whomever) I put together this brief list of things that make great gifts.

PRICE KEY:

$ = $1-$49

$$= $50-$100

$$$ = $100-$150

1. LELO. Anyone on our staff will tell you how much they love this collection of vibrators. Their combination of reliability, power, and innovation is pretty hard to beat. Whether you’re looking at a vibrating cock ring like BO, or the USB-charged MIA, it’s hard to make a wrong choice. $$$

2. We Vibe II. This unique rechargeable vibrator provides simultaneous internal and external stimulation during intercourse. This vibrator is a total game changer. Never before was there a dual stimulation vibe you could use during intercourse, and We Vibe II is even better than We Vibe I because it’s cheaper, has more speeds, and an easier control button. Nicely done. $$$

3. Ophoria Vibrating Cock Rings. Sometimes you just want to try something out, and the Ophoria rings are perfect for that. The rings are silicone, so you can re-use them, and if you try it and love the vibrating aspect, replace the starter vibe with a Power Bullet for more power and longevity. Plus, at $10 they’re a pretty low-risk purchase. $

4. Iceberg by Love Bumper. I’m a big fan of Love Bumper products. Don’t get me wrong, I love the Liberator Wedge too, but the Iceberg has a few advantages. First, it has a design that allows your body to bend over it in two steps instead of one. This is really comfortable and opens up your back. Second, this is the only position enhancer we carry that has a hands-free vibrator pocket. This way, when someone is pushing into you from behind, it pushes your body down into the vibrator in a really nice way. Iceberg’s pocket works with Laya Spot, BGood, and a bunch of other vibrators we sell. $$

5. Massage Candles. Massage Candles melt at the perfect temperature, transforming into warmed massage oil. These are great because you get romantic lighting plus massage in one product. Pretty smooth. We have a variety of them at the store. Check out the Good Clean Love Candles online. $

6. Kama Sutra Products. The Get-Away Kit has travel-safe sizes of Kama Sutra’s tastiest products. Oil of Love, Honey Dust and Body Souffle are all perfectly lick-able. Get them all in one with kits or buy them separate in multiple flavors. $-$$

7. Chocolate Body Paint. Recently we’ve gotten some tasty new flavors in. If you like chocolate, and you like sex, why not combine them? Just don’t forget to put it in the fridge after it’s opened. $

8. Erotica. If you know your partner likes talking dirty, but you feel a little silly doing it, why not read them a hot story? We’ve got all kinds of stories from the general (Best Women’s Erotica series) to the very specific (whether it’s Aqua Erotica, Surfer Boys, or Sexy Restraint, there’s a book for you). $

9. Condoms. Sometimes nothing says sexy better than knowing you’re not going to get pregnant or get an STI from your adventures. Right? $

10. Prostate Massagers. What is better than prostate massage really? When done right, it feels great, is healthy, and can potentially provide a completely different kind of orgasm than the receiver of the massage may be used to. Pair a prostate massager with a great lube like Ride, Swiss Navy, or Gun Oil. $$