Leo’s Holiday Gifting Guide

Tis’ the season for giving (and frost bite, and icy roads, and chocolate, and crazy Uncle Dave).  Gifts run from the useful sweater that grandma crocheted for you to the six bottles of lotion from all your aunts. Both are nice, you appreciate them, but they are as expected.  I totally encourage this holiday season to inspire a new direction in gifting.  Come in the Smitten Kitten! Sex toys are perfect for your close relationships.  Now, I don’t encourage putting sex toys under the tree along with the Ninja Turtle and EZ Bake Oven for the kids - wait for the right moment (where everyone can consent).  It’s cold outside. Perfect weather for staying in, snuggling up with yourself or your sweetie and getting some holiday play time in.

$0.00 - 30.00
1. Vibrating Cock Ring - $27.50
This device can add some extra hands free stimulation for your partner. Guys, if you like vibration this can be used with the bullet down by the perineum or turned to have the bullet on the top of your shaft for some partner excitement. Fun, fun!
2. Beyond Seven Condoms $4.75
I love the idea of getting condoms as a gift! I mean, buying condoms can rack on someones budget if they are the only ones picking them up. Condoms are a necessity and what a sweet gift? Not too pricey. I’m a big fan of this brand. They are thin and reliable.
3. Hathor Aphrodisia Lube - $18.50
This is my favorite lube. It has a great medium consistency and stays pretty long. The bottle looks pretty as well - holiday appropriate.
4. Sex: How to Do Everything - $25.00
Written by Em & Lo, this sassy book is great for your coffee table (if you dare) or bedside. The photos are amazing (by Rankin). Perhaps the gold shiny cover is appealing to me right now, but it is certainly sexy. Also a fantastic read/coffee table book, “The Big Bang”.

$30.00-65.00

5. The Meanie (Fun Factory) - $56.00 (on sale!)
I love this toy! It’s like a 3-way tie for my favorite vibrator! Don’t be fooled with its size. The hooked head is perfect to grab and stimulate the female g-spot. It is also fantastic because it has pulse patterns. I highly recommend it.
6. Smart Balls - $36.00
Yes, yes you should. Not only does this toy feel great and push fantastic pressure on the g-spot, but it also is a great workout for the vagina. There is no battery, so it wont conk out on you an opportune time. It keeps the body strong and teaches the user about how their body responds to pressure. Highly recommend it!
7. Charlotte Harlot Pasties!! $25.00-35.00
They are beautiful! I am such a huge fan of her work. They make you want to dance! She has hand made all different types of pasties for the burlesque dancer in all of us - very nice gift. The peacock and Lady Gaga pasties are my favorite.
8. Comstock Series Documentary DVDs - $36.00
I LOOOVVVEEE this series! It is so sweet. A couple gets interviewed about their relationship. They talk about all the awkward feelings about what its like when first becoming intimate with someone. It almost too cute! Then they film a sex scene with the couple. You can really see how much the couple is into each other - so sweet and so hot! There are six different couples in the series. My favorite is Ashley and Kisha - you can go wrong with any of them.

$60.00-100.00
9. Ribbed Wave - $88.00
Glass can be intimidating cause, well, it can break. But it is so beautiful; it has barely no surface drag. Sigh…Fortunately this Ribbed Wave is actually made of pyrex, so you get the same aesthetic of glass (smooth finish and firm texture), while being less breakable! Thank you, technology!
10. The Tilt - $89.00
This position enhancer is small enough that it is easy enough to maneuver to different positions. It is also discrete, I mean, if I saw someone walking through a hotel lobby with this I’d just think they like their comfort in specific forms.
11. Hottie (by Happy Valley) - $84.99
The new generation of Happy Valley toys are great. I’m so “happy” about the changes they’ve made to their vibrating dildos. The holes in them are wider at the bottom. This allows the bullet to go farther into the silicone and makes it easier to get the bullet in and out of the toy. BONUS: Because the bullet is so far into the toy is wont shut off when using it in your harness!
12. Alumina Revolve - $100.00
How sleek and sexy is the dildo?! It is made of aluminum, so it responds well to temperature - make it warm for chilly winter evenings. BONUS: It’s recyclable!

$100.00 +
13. We Vibe II - $119.00
Vibrating pulse patterns, rechargeable, clit and g-spot pressure AND you can be penetrated at the same time?! I don’t think I could ask for more. This thing is beyond fun. Look, these are on back order like whoa. But get someone a gift card and a photo of it - they are worth the wait.
14. Lelo’s - Iris - $160.00
Finally! It’s holiday season. Here’s the time for you to that Lelo! We’ve all been waiting for this moment and now the moment is just a few days away. If you’re not familiar with Iris, she is the Caddy of vibrators. She has dual motors as well as multiple pulsating patterns, speeds, and power levels. All of that wrapped up in rechargeable toy with a year warranty backing it. Oh, Lelo, I’m so glad you were born.
15. Liberator Ramp - $150.00
The mother of position enhancers. The Liberator Ramp is sturdy and makes positions you’re already used to new! Because of its size it is a great way to revamp the old moves and create some new ones. There is also a bondage version that comes with cuffs.

Happy Holidays!