Meet the Kittens: Little Meow

Meet the Kittens: Little Meow

If you had fur, what color would it be?

Pink and red and black with sparkles.

What is one reason why people should have sex somewhere other than their bed:

Excitement! Adventure! A good view of the stars.

Who is your favorite person in porn and why?

Anyone having safe sex. Cause it’s sexy.

What is the most common question you get asked in the store?

How do you turn this on/off?

What is your favorite movie of all time?

North by Northwest by Hitchcock

What was the last song you listened to?

Little Richard’s Lucille

What do you consider to be your top three sex toys at the moment?

The Layaspot I think this might be my new best friend.  It looks so unassuming, but does so so much. It’s fun to use with a partner.

The Wireless Waterproof Remote Egg Give the remote to your partner, go out in public and let the fun begin! Guaranteed to have you acting like you’re melting, and then you’ll want to run home to bed.

Bendy Beads Wow!  These look like a seahorse, and make you feel like you’re on a tropical island of pleasure.

If you didn’t sell sex toys, what would you do for a living?

I’d be a daguerreotypist traveling the 19th century in a gypsy wagon and collecting trinkets.

What are your thoughts on Minneapolis?

Best city ever! Great music, cheap(ish) rent, polka bars and plenty of biking. And we’ve got something a lot of places don’t: community. Everyone’s doing something, from collectives to skillshares to being in a band. I love it!

Who is your celebrity sexception?

I’ll take five for a wild time: Marlon Brando (when he was young in a dirty white t-shirt), Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham-Carter, Joaquin Phoenix and a young Bobby Dylan.

Why do you like working at Smitten Kitten?

I feel like I’m making the city a better place by helping people have more fun by themselves and with their partners. When someone walks out with an exciting new toy, I love knowing they’re about to have a great night, or afternoon, or morning!

What does everyone who has sex need to know?

Use tons of lube! Masturbate a lot so you know what you like.  Don’t be afraid to tell your partner what you want. And have fun with all the messiness, mishaps and noises. And if you have a vagina, pee after sex so you don’t get one of those annoying UTIs.

What are you doing to change the world?

I try to be really nice to people and genuine and send out good vibes and positive energy.

If you needed sex advice and you could ask anyone, who would you ask?

I’d take a poll of each and every member of the Smitten Kitten staff.

If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life what would it be?

Expensive sushi.

Who are your heroes?

Librarians, Julia Margaret Cameron, Isabella Stewart Gardner, Thor the Rock Warrior, whoever invents time travel, anyone doing things themselves

What is the best advice you ever gave?

Well, this advice was given to me: Never let your comfort level get in the way of going for what you want. Like, don’t not do something because it’s comfortable not to. Take risks and put yourself out there.

What can’t you live without?
Hula hoops, antiquated photo processes, astrology, my dog, fancy pants food, my bicycle, friends, polka music, eccentricity, giggling, brunch.