Meet the Kittens: Loon

If you had fur, what color would it be?
Black–Simple, with an elegant sheen and a mischievous allure.

What is one reason why people should have sex somewhere other than their bed:
Humid afternoons in Minneapolis with no AC makes for uncomfortable bed-bumping. This is why movie theaters were invented…

Who is your favorite person in porn and why?
The pool boy standing awkwardly in the background while two subjects have a hot summer fuck.

What is the most common question you get asked in the store?
“What’s the difference between these lubes?”

What is your favorite movie of all time?
Breaking Waves or The Last Unicorn; one depressingly romantic, the other tragically whimsical.

What was the last song you listened to?
Islands in the Stream - Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers. Lest we not be fooled: this song rules.

What do you consider to be your top three sex toys at the moment?
The Laya Spot–Always a simple go-to for a quick afternoon delight.
The Curve–Intense G-spot stimulation if you’re willing to take your time
Lelo Luna (Kegal) Balls, or Fun Factory’s Smartballs–Fitness for pleasure, discreet and exciting tickles all while you cooly create a lunch for friends.

If you didn’t sell sex toys, what would you do for a living?
Live in a box outside of the Kitten.

What are your thoughts on Minneapolis?
If I could pick it up and move it to the sunny west coast in an attempt to avoid winter, I would…but I love my seasons too. Nothing compares to Minneapolis.

Who is your celebrity sexception?
Che Guevara. Good politics. Good looks. ‘Nuff said.

Why do you like working at Smitten Kitten?
Having amazing, radical conversations that are traditionally considered taboo in a space that frames sex as positive is fantastic.

What does everyone who has sex need to know?
Relax! Orgasms come easier if you lose the nerves and insecurities.

What are you doing to change the world?
Smashing imperialism.

If you needed sex advice and you could ask anyone, who would you ask?
My fellow kittens, of course.

If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life what would it be?
Yogurt and granola, with bananas and strawberries. Variety in one cup.

Who are your heroes?
Karl Marx and Duffy’s Pizza Makers.

What is the best advice you ever gave?
This is the best advice (well, kind of advice) I’ve ever heard that I am now giving  to you…
“…unless one lives and loves in the trenches, it is difficult to remember that the war against dehumanization is ceaseless.” -Audre Lorde

What can’t you live without?
Warm days by the river with Neil Young and friends.